Oh hi there, I didn’t see you come in!

As you have probably already noticed, we’re a bunch of turds. We love to speak our minds & share our ideas. Also, we like to talk about our many glorious (regularly drunk) adventures & lifestyle. Faecesbook is meant for your amusement, we specialize in dumb laughter.

We don’t mean to hurt anyone’s feelings, mostly. If you can’t relate to our tales and/or humor, or are offended by them, you should unplug your computer and throw the display to your parents’ f’ugly faces for giving birth to you. Make sure their skulls are smashed in, so they won’t make the same mistake again. To be extra sure, add a few birthcontrol pills while you’re at it. Then finally hang yourself with one of your cables.

Or you could just simply click away!

Enjoy your crap!


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